A Video Of Angelina Jolie NOT Smoking Heroin

May 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Last month, it was rumored that a video of Angelina Jolie smoking heroin was up for sale and looking for a buyer. The dude selling it reportedly wanted $70,000. The tape was made sometime in the 90s.

Today, The Sun posted a video of Angie Jo from 1999 and she’s not smoking heroin in the video. Actually, she’s not doing any drugs in the video. She’s talking to a few people and one woman next to her is smoking heroin. SHOCKING! Are you kidding me? Please tell me this is not the video everyone was talking about. This is fucked. This shit is the equivalent of a video of her eating Cocoa Puffs. Mmm….Cocoa Puffs.

I am so disappointed. This is like when you take a hot dude home for sexay times and then you find out he’s only working with 4-inches.

In the video, she does talk about how she tried to kill a snake once. She also had a hamster that died, because she dyed it blue. Again, SHOCKING! Wait, her hamster died? She’s no longer a Saint. Take away her halo.

Visit The Sun to see the video

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >