Woody Needs A Nap

May 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Somebody give Woody Allen a jar of Gerber’s tropical dessert baby food. He looks like he needs one. I just discovered that shit and it’s delicious. I’m tempted to mix it with a shot of vodka for an extra kick!

Woody is currently in Cannes promoting his 1,245,678th movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, with Penny Cruz. Penny is so fucking gorgeous. No wonder Salma Hayek ALLEGEDLY went lesbian for her. I’d even go lesbo for her. Salma is probably only shacking up with that rich dude, so that she can take all his money and run away with Penny. They want to buy the Isle of Lesbos and change its name to the Isle of Gayelle.

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