Lily Allen seems to be having a blast in Cannes. She’s boozing, flipping people off and airing her chocha out in the French breezes. I guess fake blondes do have more fun. Seriously, it’s time for Lily to cover up that blonde mess. It was fun while it lasted, but she is totally starting to look like the crazy lady at my laundromat and that is fucking me up.
Here’s more of Lily with her daddy at a Cannes party on Thursday night. The first thumbnail is slightly NSFW. Not really. You just see a little landing strip. A little landing strip never hurt anybody. A little stubble however is a different story. I don’t know how many times my tongue has been burned by taint stubble. Wax don’t shave!