Sexy Ass Bitch

May 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit spokesbitch has already denied she’s knocked up. Her friend blamed it on water-retention. I blame it on beef jerky, butter burgers, cheese fries, frapp pops, dolls and Cheeto chicken casserole. Seriously, there’s a recipe for Cheeto chicken casserole. I’m going to try to make that crap this weekend. It will probably make my asshole explode, but what’s new?

Brit Brit is currently living it up on Mel Gibson’s estate in Costa Rica with Daddy Spears. Where the hell is Mel in these pictures? He’s probably in his bedroom, watching the tapes from the hidden camera he put in Brit’s room. He’s not going to find anything major. He’s just going to see Brit eating, picking her butt, re-enacting scenes from “Chicken Little” and applying Crisco to her weave.

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