Not an AA sponsor, a party sponsor! HoHan is throwing a 22nd Birthday BLOWout and she’s looking for someone to front the bill. Yeah, she’s turning 22. She’s 22, but her skin is at least 45. Anyway, a website was set-up with all the dazzling details for for prospective sponsors. The website reads:
“Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.
Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake.”
Facials, blow and cake?! Count me the fuck in. I’ll immediately empty out my piggy bank and apply to be one of her sponsors. I mean, an 8-ball and a bottle of Gordon’s vodka don’t cost that much.
TMZ claims the website is real and HoHan is not accepting sponsorships from booze companies. Beggars can’t be choosers! Dykes on Bykes should really empty out their wallets and help a sister out. She neeeeeds them!