It’s Always Papa Joe’s Fault

May 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Big effin surprise! Papa Joe was one of the main reasons why Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson’s ass. A friend of Tony’s told The Chicago Sun-Times that Romo couldn’t handle the media attention and also couldn’t take Papa Joe.

Romo said that Papa couldn’t keep his nose out of Jessica’s ass. He even started to give Romo advice on his career. The friend said that Papa started “to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.

I’m sure Romo also couldn’t take Papa accidentally brushing his thigh every now and again. Papa is probably one of those old dudes that answers the door in a shorty robe with his shriveled turtle hanging out. Romo couldn’t handle that either.

The friend also said that Jessica’s interview with Glamour magazine pissed him off. Jess called Romo “her future husband.”

Don’t worry Romo! There’s also bleached blonde skanks in the sea. Is Tara Reid single?

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