Heidi Fleiss Is Broke And Living In A Trailer With Parrots

May 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Heidi Fleiss is living in the desert, running a laundromat, living in a trailer with 20 parrots and loving life. The News of the World caught up with one of Hollywood’s biggest ho trainers who is all washed up in Pahrump, Nevada.

Heidi said, “I’m broke, my life is a mess and so am I. But I just couldn’t care less. It’s been two years since I had sex and I don’t care if I ever do it again.” I don’t think that’s by choice.

Heidi says she loves her 20 parrots more than she loves men. She got the birds after a local pet shop closed down. GROSS! Pete Doherty, this is your future. Scratch that. Heidi Fleiss is Pete Doherty.

She went to Nevada hoping to open a brothel, but that didn’t happen. She borrowed money and opened a laundromat called “Dirty Laundry” instead. She said, “It doesn’t even pay the bills—but I love it.” She totally gives $2 blowjobs in the back during the rinse cycle.

Heidi also talked about her glory days, when she used to fuck men like Marlon Brando.I love fat men— they try harder. Like Marlon he could go for hours and loved sex every which way. He gave me 20 orgasms that night.” And she just gave me the dry heaves.

If Heidi needs dough, she should hit up the producers of the new “Fraggle Rock” movie. She can play Gobo. She has the face for it. She’ll work for parrot seed!

Visit TNOTW to read the entire, sad interview.

Thanks Katherine & Mike

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