Fix Those Things!
May 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Somebody send the Dlisted carrier pigeon to Xtina with this message: “FIX YOUR WONKY TITS!” Her chichis are juggling themselves. She needs to see the doctor right now. That can’t be normal. I also doubt baby Max enjoys his breast milk laced with silicone.
Bat Boy looks like he hasn’t slept in years. Constantly having to fix the leaks in Xtina’s boobies is keeping him up all night.
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