OJ Simpson’s girlfriend, Christie Prody, was involved in a serious car accident in Miami on Saturday. She’s currently being treated for 2 broken legs and other injuries.
The cops say Christie was driving down the highway when she had to pull over due to two flat tires. Christie got out of her car and tried to cross the highway. Brilliant move. She almost made it to the other end, but she didn’t. She was hit by an oncoming car. Her head and arms went through that car’s windshield and she landed inside the vehicle with her legs sticking out.
Police found an empty bottle of vodka in her car. They also found her pet dog. The pooch was taken to a shelter to be cared for.
In February, Christie was hospitalized with a severe head injury after she claimed “she fell” at a Miami gas station.
I hope her chola eyebrows are ok. That’s her best feature. Seriously, being OJ’s girlfriend is not good for your health. OJ is bad fucking luck.