A Brit Brit And Adnan Sex Tape?!

May 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Vomit. Wipe mouth. Vomit. Wipe mouth. Vomit. Wipe mouth. The visuals alone are making me queezy. The National Enquirer (via Splash) is reporting that Adnan Ghalib is shopping an alleged sex tape he made with Britney Spears in Rosarito, Mexico. SUCIO! I don’t know if I can handle hearing Brit scream, “Ay Papi” while getting it from Adnan. Too much.

A source said, “Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’” There’s those visuals again!

The insider claims this will be the highest-selling sex tape of all time. Can we please not call it a sex tape! The words Adnan, Britney and sex do not belong in the same sentence together.

I am curious to see all the different things you can do with Cheetos in the bedroom. You know Adnan’s dick is about as cheesy as a Cheeto. Watching his Cheeto go into Brit’s chocha is probably like watching a Cheeto being dipped into a cheese fondue pot. WHY?!

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