Hurry! Jump in the shower, turn on the hot water and wash yourself with Walmart brand bleach. It will burn your skin, but you must get clean after seeing this picture.
WTF is growing on Dreamboat?! See, this is what the turd gets for touching lips with Amy Wino. A new disease has been born. In a few more days, that thing is going to grow legs, jump off of his face and roam the streets for a crack fix. Throw holy water on it! Kill it before it grows.
In other Dreamy news, The Sun reports that he has purchased three more cats bringing his tally to ten. Ten pussies! Dreamy also thought it would be a good idea to buy pregnant mice for his cats to eat. He should feed his cats that thing growing on his face. I’m sure there’s a ton of protein in there. Well, a ton of crack I should say.