Tommy Girl For President

May 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl is in talks to play the President of the United States in a new movie called 28th Amendment. Tommy just wants the role so that he can “fuck around” in the oval office set. He’s always wanted to role play as Dubya. I’m sure he’s got Dubya’s “o face” down pat.

The movie centers on U.S. president Ben Cahill who discovers that a secret committee (run by Denzel Washington) has controlled the U.S. government since WWII.

Straight to the Starz channel! Tommy needs to sit back, take a break and play in his Scientology dungeon. Suri should be in pictures. She’s the real talent of that crazy family. I mean, Valkyrie has been pushed back like a thousand times. Tommy needs a sex tape. Well, I’m curious to see how aliens do it.


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