This Better Not Become A Regular Thing

May 15, 2008 / Posted by:

The welfare version of Sid & Nancy, Wino & Dreamboat, met up again last night. Thankfully, they kept their lips to themselves this time. They probably received a warning from the health department.

For once, Wino is not wearing her ballet slippers. It probably took a few men, gallons of nail polish remover and giant pliers to get those things off. I’m also beginning to think that those denim chocha shorts cannot come off. Her pussy lips are totally stuck to them. She’s going to need some potent crack to mask the pain when she has to rip those things off.

These two hags totally have a cloud of dirt following them around like Pig Pen. Don’t get me started on Dreamy. You know it’s like cheese shop underneath his dick. You can get feta, gouda, asiago, peppered mozzarella and romano. Spread that shit all over a cracker and you’ve got yourself a healthy snack!

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