John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston took their love to NYC last night. They entered the Waverly Inn separately even though they came together. Celebrities are so weird. They act all secretive and shit. We know they are bumping fuzzies.
Jenny brought her lucky baby blanket. It’s her good luck charm. She likes to have it on hand just in case Mayer pops the question. That way she can bite into it and jump up and down like a little girl. That’s how she rehearsed it after her first date with John. Yes, I know it’s a pashmina! Let me have my fun. FUCK.
These two are so strange together. What the hell do they talk about? Mayer probably just tells lame jokes and Jenny laughs at them for like 5-minutes straight. She fakes laughs so hard she queefs.