Romo’s Fake Ass Blonde

May 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Star Magazine has a picture of Tony Romo’s “mystery blonde.” This is the chick that he was chatting up in Chicago. As expected, she’s a trick ass ho. Just like Jessica! At least we know Romo has a type. And Romo’s no kiwi himself. He looks like he was made from Play-Doh.

A source denies that anything went on between Romo and Lindsey Betrus (the mystery blonde). The source said, “Lindsey is a terrific, down-to-earth woman — and she’s never been a Hooters Girl, as some people have mistakenly reported!. And as for her time with Tony, he was totally the aggressor that evening!”

Jessica’s whores continue to deny that her relationship with Romo is over just like her career. The Dallas News also claims they broke and said Romo will be Jessica’s date to Asshole’s wedding this weekend. Of course he will. It’s in his contract! Papa Joe probably made him sign it in blood.

Tags: Jessica Simpson

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