How Do You Say “4 Saggy Hags” In German?

May 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Scratch that. I meant, “4 saggy hags minus Cynthia, Kristin and Kim.”

My Little Pony Parker looks like a ribbed condom. For here pleasure, of course. Kristin’s dress looked better on Mamie Eisenhower. Cynthia is looking fucking hot. Drinking from the fountain of Rojo Caliente is doing good things for her skin. Rojo is totally a squirter. She should bottle that shit.

Here’s 3 lovely ladies and one nasty hag at the German premiere of “Sex in the Shitty.” Damn, they are working hard for this shit. My Little Pony is going to need a long rest after this. Hopefully, a long rest in a retirement home.

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