But Can He Sing?

May 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Daniel Day-Lewis is in talks to replace Javier Bardem as the male lead in the movie musical “Nine.” There’s no replacing Javier! Javi dropped out of the project, because he’s tired and needs sleep. If Daniel takes the gig, he will play Guido Contini, a film director trying to juggle all the chicks in his life.

The movie is expected to start shooting this fall. It also stars Penny Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Sophia Loren, Nicole Kidman and Judi Dench. Rob Marshall will direct this shit.

Penny Cruz should be dick slapped! Her “man” is too tired to work and she’s not there by his side! If Javi was my dude, my days would be spent sucking…..I mean rocking…him to sleep.

I’m sure Danny will be glorious. Just give him a milkshake and all will be well.


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