Broke Ass

May 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Anne Heche is BROKE! The half-sibling of Jesus filed papers in court claiming she can no longer afford to pay $14,798 in monthly child and spousal support to her ex-husband (above). Anne said that her TV show, Men in Trees, got cancelled, so she’s out of work and out of cash.

Anne has a total of $34,840.93 in all her accounts. She’s $364,000 in debt. She told the court that she’s unemployed…“except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000.

She said she can’t afford to pay her son, Homer’s private school tuition. She is also having trouble paying her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses.

A judge has temporarily granted her request. She doesn’t have to pay monthly support for July.

Two words: GARAGE SALE! If that doesn’t work then I have one word for her: WELFARE! And if that still doesn’t work then I have 7 words for her: A SHOT AT LOVE WITH ANNE HECHE!

I bet the bitch wishes she was still sucking on Ellen’s seafood tart. I hear Jodie Foster is single. Time to turn the lesbo switch back on, Anne. Gay for pay is the only way to play!

Source: TMZ

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