Angelina Who?

May 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Phoebe Price has landed in Cannes! The other International supermodels can go home now, because the master has arrived. Our lady of chicken cutlets crashed the premiere of “Kung Fu Panda” today. No, PP didn’t crash! She’s a seat filler. An International seat filler, thank you very much. No, PP was invited….I think…I guess?

I bet you Angelina Jolie tried to get PP off the red carpet, because she was stealing her shine. That’s fine. Angelina isn’t the first to feel threatened by PP’s utter glamour.

Even that skank bag of a woman, Eva LongWHORIA, tried her hardest to take the spotlight. Who the hell does this raccoon-eyed bitch think she is? Eva stole that shit from the costume closet of “Wicked” on Broadway. Stupid tramp! Too bad someone didn’t trip her ass down the stairs. A flurry of chiffon flying down the red stairs would have made for a dazzling pre-show.

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