A Skank Whore In London

May 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Wonky McValtrex is in London hawking her whore liquid in a bottle aka Can-Can aka Ca-Ca. Somebody needs to tell this slag that nothing can cover up her wonky skankness. Not even that giant wedding poo sitting on her head. It looks like the prototype for My Little Pony Parker’s fugly ass centerpiece.

Katie Price recently said that she plans to move her family to Los Angeles. I think it’s only fair that we trade Wonky for Katie. London needs to keep Wonky! She’s your problem now. Approach her only if you’re wearing a full body condom.

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