Wino Is Off The Hook

May 14, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m not even going to try and imagine what that finger smells like. The sweet and sour scent of heroin smegma…… Moving on…

The Wino is a free crackie! Wino will not face charges over a video that showed her smoking crack. Last week, Wino was questioned by police about the video and later released on bail.

Wino’s spokesbitch said, “She was questioned by police last week and released on unconditional bail. They have now concluded their inquiries and no charges will be brought. Amy’s bail date to return to Limehouse police station has been cancelled, bringing this matter to an end. Amy is pleased to be able to move on and concentrate on music and particularly looks forward to seeing her fans again at eagerly awaited festival performances this summer.

I’m so happy to hear this little “misunderstanding” was cleared up. Now Wino can focus on drugging…I mean…making music. Seriously, she must have paid the cops off with a few bags of top shelf shit. The bitch probably has drugs we’ve never even heard of. She’s a crack connoisseur!

Here’s some pictures of Wino talking to fans outside her house. They just knocked on the door and she answered. Crackies are so trusting. After she signed autographs, she asked, “Do have a cigarette?” Crackheads are always asking for ciggies! Always! Even if they have a full pack in their pocket, they will ask you for one. Greeeedy.

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