May 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Ladies and hobags, you are witnessing a new deadly and toxic super disease being born. You should feel grateful that you are watching history in the making. Unfortunately, this new super skank disease will take us all out within the next 72 hours. Oh well! It was swell knowing you.

Seriously, Wino needs to step off my Dreamboat! She can’t give him what I can. Actually, she can give him a snatch full of crack. She wins. I can’t compete with that shit.

This image can also be used for D.A.R.E.’s summer ad campaign. No words are necessary. This picture is enough to make junkies flee to their nearest methadone clinic.

Wino and Dreamy shared a kiss of mass destruction outside of her house last night. We’re doomed.

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