Shopping For Mimi

May 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Mimi’s new bitch, Nick Cannon, was out shopping at Beverly Hills Kitty yesterday. Mimi probably can’t cum without her favorite Hello Kitty stuffed animal. She likes to caress it’s cheek when she’s hitting the big one. Wait till she asks him to get her Hello Kitty brand tampons. It’s the least Nick Cannon can do for her. He was a couple of seasons away from starring in a Vh1 reality dating show and she saved him!

The couple are still celebrating their shotgun wedding. UsWeekly reports that they threw another wedding party at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA last night. The park closed to the public at 6pm for Mimi’s classy affair. That sucks. I found joy in picturing Mimi standing in an hour-long line for Colossus.

The theme park was decorated in pink and purple and a banner read: “Mariah and Nick – A Love Story.” A barf story is more like it!

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