Latarian Milton Must Be Stopped

May 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Remember that little 7-year-old peach who took his memaw’s car for a joyride last month? He said he did it because “doing bad things is fun” and he wanted to do “hood rat stuff with friends.” Well, he’s struck again. Literally. Latarian Milton was taken in for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat down his grandma inside a Wal-Mart in South Florida over some chicken wings.

Latarian’s grandma, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that it all started when he asked her to buy him some chicken wings at Wal-Mart. When she refused, Latarian ordered them anyway. Vikkita went to confront him and that’s when the party started.

She said, “He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset.” Latarian was taken to a local hospital by police for a 72-hour mental health evaluation. Vikkita blames his parents. She said all he has “ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things.

She also worried about what might happen once he gets released. She better be! Vikkita better lock all her doors, sleep with a bat by her bed and keep a necklace of garlic around her neck. Scratch that garlic. He’ll just eat the garlic necklace right off of her.

I mean, he beat his grandma over Wal-Mart’s chicken wings? That shit isn’t even chicken! It’s probably rat meat. He beat his poor grandma over rat meat!

This is reason #456 on why I don’t have kids. The minute Latarian put his hands on me, I would immediately blackout. I would wake up in a padded room, in a straitjacket with a morphine drip in my arm.

VIA Crunk + Disorderly

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