You see that little ring Halle Berry is sporting? Some say it’s an engagement ring from her hot sperm donor, Gabriel Aubry. Sources say Gabriel proposed to Halle with his grandmother’s ring, because he felt the time is right.
A source told Showbiz Spy, “Gabriel felt the time was right to propose. He gave her the family heirloom because he wanted to show her how much she means to him, and how she will be accepted into the Aubry family.” Uh huh and he’ll be accepted into the Berry fortune!
If I was Halle Berry – Well, if I was Halle Berry I would spend a few hours playing with my chichis in the mirror. After I finished with that, I would head on over to KMart and pick up a bike lock. I’d immediately fasten that lock over Gabriel’s dick! She better put it in the prenup that Gabriel must wear a dick lock at all times.
Even better, Halle should contact Playstation 3 to have Gabriel’s hot dick replaced with one of those thumb dicks. The sexiest thing he can do with a thumb dick is participate in a thumb wrestling match.