I Love This Mess!

May 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Thank Jeebus for Fantasia! This mess of a bitch added some much needed Lawry’s season salt to tonight’s bland American Idol. Mmmm…Lawry’s season salt.

This bitch was like if Ronald McDonald’s crackhead sister got a shot of the devil in her and was stuffed into a velvet jumpsuit and thrown on stage to perform. Fanny wasn’t even singing. It was more like manic chicken clucking!

View Fantasia’s greatness below. This is how a real American Mess Idol does it!

The look on Simon’s face during her performance pretty much sums it up.

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