I thought I’d use an older picture of Marlo Brando. It’s a little softer on the eyeballs than recent pictures of his ass. It’s early. Page Six reports that another person has come forward claiming to be Marlo Brando’s love child. 30-year-old Rachel Anjel Brando said Marlo knocked up her Polynesian mom. Rachel said she was sent to boarding school at the age of 3, because Marlo wanted to hide her.
She said, “I understand my father wanted me far from the US for fear of someone finding out he once again had a child out of wedlock. I was a bastard, fruit of a short-lived story between my mother and my father. For her it was the big love of her life, for him, just another girl he wanted to seduce amongst so many others.” Rachel made the claims on a website for the Marlo Brando Association which works with a charity group she’s the President of.
The executor of Marlo’s estate said she’s full of dog poo. He said, “I have no idea who she is or what she’s doing. I’m just afraid she’s using the name to raise money.”
I think we should come forward as Marlo Brando’s love children too. It’s possible. The man got around. We could get a little piece of that Superman II money. You know, because it made sooo much money.