A New Orleans Hornets fan held up a huge cardboard cutout of Eva LongWHORIA during Tony Parker’s two free throws last night. He missed both throws and security immediately took away the cutout. They punished the Hornets fan by making him watch Eva’s movie “Over Her Dead Body” over and over again. That’s worse than Chinese water torture.
I would have thrown the ball AT the Eva LongWHORIA cutout. That shit is scary.
Tony’s team, the Spurs, lost against the Hornets. Blame Eva.