This Woman Is Perfect

May 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Don’t say Charlize Theron’s beauty is overrated. Don’t say it! Don’t! I said, don’t say it!

Who cares if her dress is one of Charo’s old ones or if her shoes were bought from a 90-year-old’s estate sale. The woman is magic! She’s the only female I would let touch my no-no hole. That private place is only meant for…for….well…any dude with a working dick. A working dick and a pulse! I’m not into that dead sex shit.

Here’s Charlize showing these dumb tramps how it’s done at the Christian Dior Cruise collection in NYC yesterday.

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