That’s What You Call A Shitty Seat

May 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Gokhan Mutlu has filed a $2 million lawsuit against JetBlue Airways claiming they made him sit in the bathroom for part of his flight. In court papers, Gokhan said the pilot of his full Feb. 28 flight from San Diego to New York ordered him to give up his seat to a flight attendant who wanted to be more comfortable than she was in her jump seat.

They told him he could go sit in the toilet. WTF! The pilot told him the jumper seat was for personnel only. And he went! Gokhan said, “They put me in the toilet. I don’t feel good about it. I don’t feel good about it at all.” Gokhan sat in there through turbulence without a seatbelt on.

Gokhan also claimed that while he was sitting in the bathroom, he opened the door and was laughed at by two male flight attendents. Those bitchy queens! He said that while everyone enjoyed their in-flight entertainment he had to “flush the toilet and hear the sound of water for entertainment.

JetBlue would not comment. They claimed they had not seen the lawsuit yet.

If this shit is true then Gokhan has to be the dumbest bitch ever. How the hell are you going to let some asshole tell you to go and sit in the shitter during a flight? I would have created a fucking shit storm. They would have had to call in the military, UFOs and Superman to control my age.

I also think we might have found Pam Babcock aka toilet lady a new man. He only sat there for 3 hours, but she can train him to sit longer. Love on the toilet seat.


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