Sgt. Caroline Mason Needs Her Own Show

May 13, 2008 / Posted by:

The city of Memphis has decided to cut ties with A&E’sThe First 48” which means one of Dlisted’s Hot Sluts of the Week, Caroline Mason, won’t be on TV anymore.

Memphis has become one of the favorite featured cities on the show. The show’s executive producer said she didn’t know why Memphis broke up with them, “I really have no idea. I mean the people of Memphis seem to love it.”

The Memphis Police Department said the homicide detectives need a break. NO! Caroline doesn’t need a break. She is not done sharing her glamour and detective skills with the country. A&E better take this tragedy and turn it into a TV show. A TV show starring St. Caroline Mason! Think Columbo, but with more lip liner and elegance.

City leaders say being on the show has given Memphis a bad rap! “Memphis is not unlike any other urban city where we have our challenges, but it’s certainly a great place to live, and we want to advocate that to others and encourage them to visit our city.”

Bad rap?! I’m tempted to move to Memphis just to be closer to Sgt. Caroline Mason! I will miss her. Below is a fan video of Caroline’s best moments.


Thanks Blake

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