Save Dreamboat’s Pussies!

May 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Dreamboat Doherty said he realized he had to give up drugs after he tried kill one of his cats with a shovel. Dreamboat’s pussies deserve the purple heart. They’ve been forced to smoke crack and they’ve escaped death by shovel beating.

Dreamboat told The Mirror, “I got a shovel and was going to kill one of the cats. That was when I was, like, you know, ‘I’m a bit of a mess’. It was a bit of a crazy time.

Maybe, we should send over Animal Police: London (I don’t think that show exists over there) to pay a little unannounced visit to Dreamboat. By “unannounced visit,” I mean save those fucking pussies before it’s too late.

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