MiserAlba dressed as Charlie Chaplin for June’s Allure magazine. The hell? That’s like Michael Vick dressing as Scooby Doo or Paris Hilton dressing as a condom. MiserAlba looks more like Skeletor than Chaplin.
On Sex Before Marriage: “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”
Translation: She’s a slut!
On Her Steamy Public Image: “[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a shit about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”
Translation: She’s a grouchy slut!
On Owning Her Sexuality: “I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”
Translation: She’s a deep-thinking, grouchy slut!