It’s Not A Secret When Nobody Gives A Fuck!

May 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Asshole and her vagina boyfriend will get married this Saturday in a top secret location. UsWeekly reports that the two tampons are trying to keep the whole thing under wraps. A source told them, “Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice.

Guests will be transported to the “secret” wedding location by shuttles. Asshole’s rep wouldn’t confirm or deny. It’s also rumored that Ass is with child.

Don’t these two realize that nobody gives a piss about their nauseating day? Even if I received an invitation, I wouldn’t go. Ok, I would. Only if it was catered by Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles and Ken Paves was confirmed as a guest. The Paves plus fried chicken and waffles equals heaven.

There’s no way Papa Joe will keep this nastiness secret. He’s probably trying to negotiate how he can make this blessed event available through pay-per-view.

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