In order to get into bed with Doogie Howser, I have to sell my soul to Disney, become a pop star, get married to a douche, have 2 kids, get a cheeto addiction, get fat, get a frapp addiction, go crazy, shave my head, check into rehab, lose my kids and capture the pity of America. If that’s what I have to do, I’ll do it.
Brit Brit Spears triumphant return to “How I Met Your Mother” was last night. Honestly, I fast forwarded through most of it. Britney can’t act and the script was caca. Put those two things together and you’ve got cheetos covered in caca. Delicious to some, but not to me. I did like seeing Doogie in bed though, so that’s a plus.
If you missed any of it, you didn’t miss much. Just in case you care, here’s links to all of Brit’s clips. Try not to watch them all in one sitting. Cheeto overload!