Brit Brit Can’t Drive

May 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit rear-ended ANOTHER car today. TMZ reports that Brit Brit was stopped at a red light on Sunset Blvd. in Beverly Hills. For some reason, Brit hit the gas even though the light was still red, hitting a Ford Explorer in front of her.

Brit stayed in the car while her bodyguard got out to talk to the lady in the Explorer. Apparently, nobody was visibly hurt. The lady is currently following Brit back to her house.

She probably dropped a Cheeto, bent down to get it and hit the gas with her wedge flip-flop. Brit needs to leave the driving to the professionals. She should just take her place in the passenger seat where she can play with her gum all she wants and make frapp bubbles with her mouth.

Oh and these pictures are from yesterday, not today. There’s totally frapp dust in that water. She has to get her fix somehow.

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