Beat And Beat

May 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Bat Boy to himself:How did I get here? Why is this happening to me? I just want to be in my cave, hanging upside down and sleeping. I is sooo tired.

Xtina to Bat Boy: “Bat ass! I can’t lift my eyelashes again! Go out to the car and get the crobar.”

Xtina and Bat Boy attended the Christian Dior Cruise collection last night in NYC. He should have been at home in bed. She should have been at home washing her face off with battery acid.

JLo and Skeletor were also there. Do you think that when Xtina and JLo cheek kiss, a new brand of foundation is born?

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