Would You Hit It?

May 12, 2008 / Posted by:

One of Titan’s thighs is the size of your granny’s Frigidaire, but don’t let his brawn fool you. You know his bathroom cabinet is filled with perfume, bath salts, peeling masks, Feria and bronzers. Lots of bronzer. He probably uses bronzer as lube. That’s how much he loves bronzer.

Yes, I’d hit it. The dick looks like it has some sort of growth defect, but that’s never stopped me before. Besides, Titan probably cuddles like a lil’ kitten.

Here’s Titan with some of the other American Gladiators in NYC today. And there’s no way I’d ever get with Wolf. He totally takes his character to the bedroom and I don’t want some bitch growling in my ear while I’m trying to get to a higher place. That’s distraction.

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