At first glance, I thought this was Halle Berry and her hot ass sperm donor. Naw, it’s stanky ass Matthew McConaughey and his lady, Camila Alves, at a Dodgers game yesterday. I should have known when I smelled the strong scent of body odor, patchouli, Sanka with a slight aroma of awesome. No wonder nobody’s coming near them. Those skanks stink!
Matthew better be on his way back to his trailer mansion to make a batch of Jiffy Pop and figure out what he’s going to name this kid. I’m not going to let him disappoint me!