No! No! No!

May 12, 2008 / Posted by:

If this is true then the Beverly Hills 90210 remake is over before it even began! Nikki Finke reports that Tori Spelling will be back as Donna Martin. Sources say it’s official. This is not a good way to begin my Monday morning. Jennie Garth will return as Kelly Taylor, but she’s only a recurring character. I can deal with Kelly Taylor, but NOT Donna Martin. Anything but Donna Martin! Fuck, bring back that dumb skank Valerie instead of Donna.

A few weeks ago, Tori said that she would love to join the show. She said, “every show needs a MILF.” Obviously, she doesn’t know what a MILF means.

Hopefully, Donna Martin returns to Beverly Hills after a horrific car accident that has left her mute, blind and deaf. That way Tori can just sit there and nod and grunt every now and again. That I can deal with.

Below is the classic “Donna Martin Graduates” clip! Please! No more Donna Martin!

Thanks UrbanCougar

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