Jimmy’s New Job

May 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Jimmy Fallon has officially been announced as Conan O’Brien’s replacement to take over “Late Night” next year. Conan is replacing Jay Leno and Jay is…..well….who cares about him! The announcement was made at a press conference today even though it’s been known for weeks.

When asked how much he’s making, Jimmy said, “They’re paying me enough. I just want to live comfortably in Dubai.” Jimmy, save the bad jokes for your new gig.

I’m usually asleep, drunk, pooping or all of the above whenever “Late Night” comes on, so this doesn’t affect me.

I really think Jimmy needs a unibrow. That space between his eyebrows is two big and he needs some fur in there to set it straight. Then he would really look like Bert of Bert and Ernie.


Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >