The trailer for the second X-Files movie is out. I totally forgot they were making this shit. The other day I was wondering where the hell Gillian Anderson went. I figured she was busy playing Lady Macbeth in some community theater in the Midwest or something. No! She was busy making this shit. There’s bad news about the sequel. Amanda Peet is in it. Not Amanda Peet! She ruins everything. She ruins Christmas!
Anyway, above is the preview for The X-Files: I Want To Believe. Love, the title. I hope Celine Dion sings the title song. “I Want to Believe” sounds like one of her cheese diddies. This shit hits movie theaters July 25th.