HoHan and Samantha Ronson are like every other piece of trash couple. They go to bars together, they get drunk, they fight and they cry lesbians tears in front of everyone. Nothing is worse than some dumbass crying in the bar. Way to ruin my buzz! Take that shit in the alley way or something. You are not supposed to cry in a bar.
Anyway, HoHan and Ronson were at Crown Bar in West Hollywood when they started to fight. Ronson probably wanted to be the top that night. A source told Page Six, “They had a full-blown fight. “Evan Ross, Diana‘s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.”
That must have been a mess. The floor was probably covered in toxic orange sludge.
Here’s some pics of HoHan and Ronson in Paris yesterday. I hope HoHan has learned how to say, “Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend” in French.