Crackwalk

May 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino may walk the runways at London’s Fashion Week this Fall. I really shouldn’t say “walk.” I should say she might drag her ass down the catwalk. Julian MacDonald has asked her to wear one of his gowns in his fashion show.

Julian said, “She’s an amazing talent. We are always busy working on fashion week. She’s an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different.

Different? Julian needs to take a bike ride through the East Village of NYC. Half of those crackhead hipsters look like Wino.

Good luck getting Wino to talk in a straight line. Julian should leave little crack rocks up and down the catwalk. That way Wino will take her time down the catwalk, slowly picking up the rocks. She won’t be distracted!

Here’s some pictures of the crackhead coyotes of the forest yesterday in London.

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