Yesterday, I posted these pictures of Tommy Girl and his robot bride at David Beckham’s game the other day. Immediately, whores starting e-mailing me this picture of Katie with a little bump. Tommy Girl’s beady eyes have me locked, so I barely even notice the bump. I held up my standard sized bed pillow up to the bump to compare. It looks like Katie is using a small sofa throw pillow for her bump.
Seriously, Tommy is giving me the shakes. I should put a black bar over his eyes.
I’ve posed some other pictures below of Katie’s “bump.” I don’t know if she’s knocked up, but I do know that she’s wearing a shitty ass dress! Did Tommy Girl steal that from the “9 to 5” costume closet?!
In other TG news, he has been urged to seek medical attention, because he’s nuts. No, because he might have been exposed to asbestos. Asbestos was found on the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds. Tommy recently spent some time on the ship for meetings. A little thing like asbestos can’t keep Tommy Girl down! He’s immortal. Barley water makes you a God or something.