Worst Prize Ever

May 11, 2008 / Posted by:

The chick with the blonde HGTV hair above won some Mother’s Day contest from Wonky and Nicky Hilton. The prize included a shopping spree with the praying mantis skanks and their mother. I hope the woman got all her shots. I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet. If I’m going to catch salmonella, I might as well get it from delicious fried chicken than from Wonky’s skank fumes.

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