What the gay?! Seeing these two fruitopians together has suddenly given me a craving for fresh coochie. That’s a first! Too much fug gayness in one place. I guess it is possible for two power bottoms to find love with each other.
Here’s Peter Andre and David Gest leaving some store together in London yesterday. I really hope they were discussing plans for a new disco duo they are forming called “Licorice and Tangerine.”
Now I must go and look at the men’s underwear section of the JcPenney catalog. If that can’t bring my craving for cock back, nothing can!