Hugh Hefner knows who Miley Cyrus is? I’m impressed. He probably thinks she’s some country western chickie from the 1820s, when he was a teenager. At yesterday’s Playboy Ho of the Year luncheon, Hugh gave his two cents on the VF crap saga, “She’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady.”
I love that he called her a pretty lady. Hugh is a pretty lady too! We’re all pretty ladies.
Hugh went on to tell Extra, “I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.” Hugh then had to excuse himself, because he went poopy in his panties.
And ewww at Miley in Playboy. Now Trish Cyrus in Playboy is a different story. She’s already got the “I’ll suck yo dick for a deep fried snickers” look down pat.