Newlyweds

Nick is thinking to himself: “KA CHING!”

Mimi is thinking to herself: “horsies, cotton candies, unicornies, rainbows, preeeeetty, ehehee”

Mimi and her new son husband stepped out last night for the first time since getting hitched last week. They attended the Time Magazine’s Most Influential People party where Mimi performed and then the couple had dinner at the Waverly Inn.

Mimi is insane and horny, so if this fulfills her needs then so be it. She’s the one that’s going to lose her 400,000 square foot Manhattan mansion not me. Well, I’d lose my 400 square foot Manhattan closet apartment, but what’s the difference?

By the looks of these pictures, she’s definitely had too much butterfly juice. She’s just fluttering along. Anyway, here’s more pictures of Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey last night. You know Gayle King is jealous. She’s thinking, “I wish Oprah would marry me.” Give her some of that butterly juice and she might!