Do Not Pass The Bong

May 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Just when I thought that I’ve heard it all, comes this story out of Houston. If you’re eating, you might want to skip this story and head on over to instead.

Three Kingwood teens have been arrested and accused of digging up a secluded grave and removing a skull in Humble, a city north of Houston.

Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, told Houston police that around March 15 they and a 16-year old juvenile dug up a grave, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a “bong,” a device used to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Houston police believe the teens disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921.

All the more reason to be cremated. Don’t blame weed for this shit either. Blame stupidity. That being said, I’ll believe it when I see it. Scratch that, I don’t ever want to see that. EVER.

Visit The Houston Chronicle for all the gory details.

Thanks Jennifer and all the other that sent them to me. You’re all sick nasty fucks!

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